I came home today to a magazine that my roommates and I don't subscribe to. It goes to some Todd guy that used to live her 2 years ago. For some reason it keeps coming. It's called COMPLEX magazine, and whenever we get it, we'll page through it without thinking. Really almost the entire thing is advertisements, but it smells kind of good.

Anyway, today I come home to it, glance over, and what does it say on the front cover? "HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND (& GET AWAY WITH IT)

Excuse me? What the fuck?

You can access the full article here: http://www.complex.com/ENTERTAINMENT/FEATURES/The-Complex-Guide-to-Cheating for I do not suggest actually buying the rag of a mag. But for a brief summation, this article is a how-to guide on cheating - and getting not getting caught. It lists off, in a step-by-step manner, 1) who you should sleep with (ie. the ex, a younger girl, some random chick), 2)the risks involved, 3) how to "do the deed", 4) the aftermath, 5) Loopholes (may favorite: "It's NOT cheating if 90% of your clothes stay on"), and 6) conflict resolution (what to do if even after following this brilliant guide, your dumb ass still gets caught).

I can only hope this is satire. Reading it aloud to my roommate we agreed that it just *had* to be, but if not, all I have to say is, "Are you for serious COMPLEX? Really?"